The Lazy Gun

My Gun

To the Editor:

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed the Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it 4 shells and left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mail gal delivered my mail, the trash man picked up the trash, a girl walked her dog down the streed, and quite a few of my neighbors drove past.

Well, after about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. It hadn't killed anyone.